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[spyderfyngers]

Ben Jonson, you are being very silly. Your Sad Shepherd is sending me to sleep. I was told to expect great things, Ben Jonson, but by Act II I've had enough of Robin Hood prattling on about deer hunting and witches switching identities with virtuous maidens. Come on, Ben. You can do better than this. Your poetry is hilarious.

I always preferred Marlowe. I mean, look at him:



Doctor Faustus rocked. Watch and learn, Ben.