spyderfyngers: (torture makes the world go round)
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I. won. so. hard.

The judge had already come to his decision before proceedings even began. The contempt oozed from his oozy pores of mighty judgement as Mrs Radish squeaked and squealed impotently from the dock like a wrinkly, meth-addicted chinchilla.

He pwned them, to use that awful word. He pwned them right up the fundament with a rolled up copy of The Housing Act 2004.

I am now £700 better off. Mr Radish will probably be chained to a radiator in Israel by his wife and never seen again. Next week, G has his hearing, but the judge basically told them they're doomed in every possible direction. If they're sensible, they'll just write another cheque.

This, my friends, is karma in action.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to overindulge in gin and whores on the common.

Date: 2008-07-15 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tx-cronopio.livejournal.com
HOORAY! Vengeance and a whole lotta pin money is yours!

Date: 2008-07-15 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spyderfyngers.livejournal.com
Courage was mine, and I had mystery,
Wisdom was mine, and I had mastery

(lol!poetry quotation)

Date: 2008-07-15 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malakhgabriel.livejournal.com
Between "He pwned them right up the fundament with a rolled up copy of The Housing Act 2004" and "I'm off to overindulge in gin and whores on the common" I think you might now carry a little piece of my heart.

Oh, yes, and congrats!

Date: 2008-07-15 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spyderfyngers.livejournal.com
I will keep it safe in a velvet-lined box. :-)

Thank you!

Date: 2008-07-15 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sensaes.livejournal.com

Poke a gin-raddled wretch for me, too.


Date: 2008-07-15 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spyderfyngers.livejournal.com
It will be the poke of great triumph!

Date: 2008-07-16 08:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sensaes.livejournal.com
I'm not sure if this is potentially good news or not, but a film adaptation of Bioshock has apparently been greenlit - scant details as yet...

Date: 2008-07-16 01:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spyderfyngers.livejournal.com
Oh yes, I heard! I'm trying not to get my hopes up, but I'm very excited.

Also, Bioshock 2 & 3 have been confirmed as games. Yay!

Date: 2008-07-22 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imjustso.livejournal.com
*chuckling at icon* The very thought of a gentleman highwayman. Polite thieves abound.

Date: 2008-07-15 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gipsy-queen.livejournal.com
Fantastic! You have the air of a top-notch Nyer-nyer-ni-nyer-nyer about you!

Well done. Humiliated Radish, anyone?

Date: 2008-07-16 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spyderfyngers.livejournal.com
Nothing better than a wilting evil vegetable.

Date: 2008-07-15 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sistermorticia.livejournal.com
Woohoo - go you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o)))) Justice at last, and a deserved victory!!! :o)))

I am SO pleased for you! :o))

*does the happy celebration dance*

Good luck for G for his court date next week. :o)

Just don't let the whores know that you won the case, they'll fleece you!

Date: 2008-07-16 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spyderfyngers.livejournal.com
Thank you! We're both delighted. Like dad said, it was worth doing just to hear the judge tell the Radish to shut up. Several times.

Date: 2008-07-16 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lorifury.livejournal.com
The Radish was such a twat and bad landlady, I hope she just writes Gabriel the cheque instead of exposing herself to more humiliation.

Seriously, what are you going to do with your money?

Date: 2008-07-16 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spyderfyngers.livejournal.com
He got an email today agreeing to just write him a cheque. We're both so relieved.

Hmm, as for the cash, I've been considering getting my teeth fixed. Or it could go towards our anniversary trip to Amsterdam next month.

Date: 2008-07-16 01:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spyderfyngers.livejournal.com

A little belated, perhaps but...

Date: 2008-07-21 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyattercop.livejournal.com
Would you like a good ol' American "hell, yeah?" m'lady?

HELL the fuck YEAH!

I'm glad the dreaded radish was told to suck it dry (legally speaking, of course) by the judge. I'm so happy for you both!

Date: 2008-07-22 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imjustso.livejournal.com
Landlords exist to screw tenants out of money.

I like the photo that accompanies this post. I imagine all British legal personnel dress that way.
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